ATTN: Product Developers
Dear Mr (or Mrs.) Product Developer,
Why does it have to be this way? I Dont want a smaller product. I dont want a smaller TV with a bigger screen. I dont want a smaller credit card that I can keep tucked under my nutsack. I dont even WANT a cell phone but if I did, I would NOT want one that I can fold up and stash in my asshole. I dont want a camera that I can drink in my coffee and use to take pictures of the inside of a woman's vagina. I dont want a anorexic heroin model girlfriend.
Also, If you get a chance could you make a tampon with some sort of silent wrapper? I'm so tired of pretending that women are in there unwrapping candybars.....Oh wait...You already did. America is fucking nuts and so are you.
Why does it have to be this way? I Dont want a smaller product. I dont want a smaller TV with a bigger screen. I dont want a smaller credit card that I can keep tucked under my nutsack. I dont even WANT a cell phone but if I did, I would NOT want one that I can fold up and stash in my asshole. I dont want a camera that I can drink in my coffee and use to take pictures of the inside of a woman's vagina. I dont want a anorexic heroin model girlfriend.
Also, If you get a chance could you make a tampon with some sort of silent wrapper? I'm so tired of pretending that women are in there unwrapping candybars.....Oh wait...You already did. America is fucking nuts and so are you.
posted by JazBrown at 10:11 PM
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